Lesbians Say No Mas to Dildo Bull Ride

Dear Misty,

El Paso is known for two things, hot lesbians and cowboys.  When you mix the two you get a hot lesbian cowboy bar, which is what just opened up last weekend.

I was at the grand opening, and let me tell you what, I have never seen so much naked pussy in one place.

This bar is freakin’ HUGE.  It has an arcade, a bowling alley, and, of course, a mechanical bull.

Only this bull is a little different.  It has a dildo vibrator built right into the saddle.

On opening night they had a Bikini Bull Riding Contest.  Whoever could stay on the bull the longest would take home $2500.  Hot chicks in string bikinis, Greek cuts and thongs were lined up around the bar for their shot at the cash.

Usually, the operator will try to throw someone off the bull.  This chick they had operating had one goal in mind; to make the rider cum. Right off the bat this tall blonde hops on in her little pink string suit, pushing the suit aside and lowering herself down onto that big fake cock.  It wasn’t two minutes into the ride until she was bucking more than the bull was. 

She hung onto the rope with one hand and was rubbing her clit with the other until she couldn’t stand it anymore.  She ripped her bottom off and tore at her breasts until she couldn’t take it and collapsed onto the mats below.

The first few girls ended up naked, so before long people were cutting out the middleman and removing their suits before they straddled the bucking dildo.  There was a combination of shaven and bush, but some might fine bodies were getting on that bull ahead of me.  All were ending up in an orgasmic heap on the padding, though.

I was the last in line after a couple of hours.  The longest anyone had been able to stay on was 3 minutes and 32 seconds.  I used to do barrel rides on the rodeo circuit, and I was pretty handy with my own vibrator, so I was pretty confident that I was going to take home the money.

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